You would not believe the crazy shit that goes on during weekends at college! My suite mates cannot hold their liquor so as soon as we start drinking things get out of hand. One weekend I ended up chasing them down the hall—they were running around the dorm fully nude. That same night, I had finally wrangled them back into our room, I left them for a minute, came back and there were five guys watching them make out. I can’t say much, though, because I get into plenty of trouble on my own. And it’s not like I only drink on the weekends either. Wanna get trashed with me and have phone sex with a drunk girl? Works for me 
